@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office


@ WORK

You get three meals a day fully paid for


@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it

@ WORK

You get time off for good behavior

you get more work for
Good behavior

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ PRISON

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself

@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games


@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ WORK

You get your own toilet


@ PRISON

you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat

@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ PRISON

you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family

@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required


@ PRISON

you get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called managers